Wednesday, October 1, 2008

But She's So Pretty !

One could tell that she hadn't been on this stage before. When it was time to perform, it was obvious that she was way out of her league. She really wasn't qualified. Her moves always looked robotic and fake. She had the moves down but her presentation just didn't seem right.

When I watch her on T.V., I see her old man in the background - reflecting on his past glories from more than three decades ago. He was a great American hero back in his time. I can still remember him competing against many from hostile nations. The memories of past glories still seem to haunt him but those old days are long gone. It's odd how he watches her take center stage like a proud father - reflecting back to when it was all about him. But those days are no more, it's her turn to shine.

"People think I'm sexy...but I'm not." she was quoted as saying.
I would have to disagree, she is sexy.
Too bad looks don't equal performance.
When I would see her in photographs, next to that skinny (almost skeletal) blond heiress - My eyes would always fall to her better proportioned figure.

The first time that I saw her, I said, "Damn... she's hot!"
"This chick is stunning!", that's what I thought.
She looked as though she had all the tools it would take, to win the crown
But when it came time to vote, it was three thumbs down.
I thought, "How could a woman with all those ass(ets), not know how to groove.
Now it seems like the tall Black guy, has all the right moves.
She couldn't perform, there's just nothing there.
It's sad to watch her, with only days to rehearse, learn and prepare.
Her partner would coach her, on every step and spin.
I still think she's sexy, she just won't win.

I'm not a big fan of ABC's Dancing With The Stars (or Sarah Palin) .
But I am a huge fan of Kim Kardasian.
-I never realized that Susan Lucci was so frail. I mean tiny, size "0" tiny.
-Misty May has an amazingly tight body.
-It's odd that the football players do so well. Warren Sapp is surprisingly light on his feet. He'll probably win the whole thing.
-Professional women dancers are sexy. I'm not sure about all of their faces, I tend to notice only their fit frames. I like Cheryl, she's cute.

But my girl Kim is gone, she was a huge disappointment. Her old man by marriage (1976 Olympic Decathlon champion, Bruce Jenner) couldn't help her prepare for dancing. Her ex-BFF, Paris Hilton, was of no use in this competition. Too bad being pretty doesn't count when judging one's ability.
"How could she have all that (butt) and not know how to shake it", asked Chris Rock.
Now that Kim is gone, I suppose that I'll go back to watching politics.
(Photo -unattributed)


DPizz said...

Ugly Black, this is a very smart post! are so right, Sarah Palin IS Kim Kardashian (my guess is that Sarah is a little better in bed though). It DOES parallel the Sarah Palin story to a T. I would have never put these two things together. This could have been one of those stories that that satirist on CNN does (I think her name is something like Genie Most).

Sad, but true, all that ass/popularity but doesn't know how to use it. An interesting thing is that Republicans may very well have tapped a superstar in Palin if they had not selected her as VP now, but schooled her and gotten her some exposure to national politics and international issues and put her out 4 or 8 years from now. Unfortunately, she's self-destructing because she truly is out of her league. I believe she's a little more capable than her performances on the big stage so far, but being poised (and knowledgable)on the national stage is part of the game. Hate them or not, there's something to be said about the necessity of politicians on the national stage to have a pretty good mastery of issues, supreme court decisions, foreign affairs, etc. Not sure how George Bush got through, but there's always exceptions.

As I've noted before you are either a lot smarter than your usual persona or you have a fairly twisted mind to put these things together. Very, very insightful!

DPizz said...

Oh yeah, I almost forgot. WTF! Why were watching Dancing With The Stars?

Are you sure you don't want to revise your previous post about gay marriage?

Don't worry, I won't tell no nobody.

D.J. said...

LOL Im sorry they voted your girl off....Im sorry all the hotness on the show is gone. I know that feeling.

All-Mi-T [Thought Crime] Rawdawgbuffalo said...

pretty and rich - but no azz

brightstarr said...

Yea, I can't believe you watch Dancing with the Stars. You're losing cool points on this one, lol.

RunningMom said...

I thought she had a butt implants..