Sunday, November 8, 2009

NCAA College Football Top 10

Since my team is out of the running for a National Championship - let's look at this another way.
1 Florida - Sure, they seem like the real thing. But have they really been tested for durability? Their win over Vandy should be expected, but are the really the best team in the country?

2 Texas - Damn... I guess EVERYTHING really is bigger in Texas - especially the hype! The Horns just don't seem as though they're in the same league as the media beauties that are in the SEC. A win over the sixth best team in Florida (UCF) wasn't impressive.

3 Alabama - With their win over number 9 LSU, the Tide seemed as though they were harking back to the Bear Bryant era. Maybe the SEC title game will be the real National Championship Game.

4 Iowa - Maybe they were just pretending to be a top-tier team like these Iowa cheerleaders were pretending to be...? A loss to Northwestern? Maybe we should at least be happy that I didn't have to post a photo of the women of Northwestern. (I've yet to meet a good looking girl from Northwestern.)

5 Cincinnati - The Bear Cats haven't been this highly rated since these were the hottest women associated with the school. Come to think of it, these are still the hottest women associated with the school. Cincy over UConn 47-45? Maybe it would have been a good basketball game.

6 TCU - Well... they look like they're for real,
with an easy win over San Diego State.

7 Boise State - Still undefeated after a win over Louisiana Tech. But the BCS will probably still turn their backs on BS come Bowl selection time.

8 Oregon - The Ducks were judged and left wanting against Stanford.

9 LSU - The Tigers were left wondering "What happened?", after a stunning loss to number 3 Alabama. With two big losses, maybe the Tigers will have to face the reality of being overrated.

10 Georgia Tech - Sure they beat Wake Forrest - but how did these guys sneak in to the rare air of the elite?

12 USC - A win over AZ State? So what! The Trojans just seem to be relaxing on the field instead of dominating other teams.

14 Utah - It's an ugly year for the Utes. Maybe they can hook up with the Horns in a bowl game.

(*The photos do not necessarily reflect my preferences in women (I hate fake tiddies).

5 comments:

doll said...

Photo number five - wow I'm glad I didn't live in the days of skirts that unflattering.


Photo number 14 - He does at least have a fine pair of boots.

brohammas said...

John, why do you do this to me? Why? I can hear you chuckling through my computer.

uglyblackjohn said...

@ doll - I'm sure you could work out some type of outfit with garters, those boots and those uniforms.

@ brohammas - You noticed that, huh?

Max Reddick said...

Well, you know I had to show up for this one. Is Florida for real? What kind of question is that? We'll just wait until the new year when we will again be welcoming another National Championship trophy to campus.

And don't be hatin'!

uglyblackjohn said...

@ Max - I have to hate - my team (USC) is out of contention.