Thursday, May 20, 2010

What Ever Happened To "Diet and Exercise"?

The idea of wearing a wet t-shirt is so that the viewer can see everything.
The wet fabric clings to every body part accentuation all curves and bulges.

As I was trying to teach young cousins to swim - I noticed a bunch of fat dudes who wore t-shirts while swimming.
Why?
I used to wear a t-shirt in swim practice.
But this was to increase drag in an effort to make each lap more difficult.
But these guys were different.
Did they think that no one would notice their bellies and boobs underneath a wet t-shirt?

Have some men gotten so out of shape that a "Bro" has become an actual product?

Besides after surgery - when would a man need to wear a "Mirdle"?

2 comments:

Mirdle My Middle said...

Have you never been on vacation and come back to find your trousers are tight?

What if you are working like a dog to stay afloat in these troublesome times and don't have time for regular gym sessions? What if you have a wedding to go to or an important business meeting and want to look your best and fit into your suit? That's where the mirdle comes in. Sure they are not going to rescue an obese man from the fact that he is fat. But they can definitely improve the look. And for the man who has added a couple of inches to his waistline, the mirdle can help "hold things together" until he gets back in shape. A lot of reasonablu fit guys like the mirdle compression shirts too, just because it can create the ideal looking posture and sense of musculature.

PS> thanks for the wet t-shirt line up!

Reggie said...

Nah brother, I'd rather wear a Manzzierre than a Bro.