Super Bowl Drinks

Go to WalMart.
Buy two 3 gallon gas cans.

Buy an inexpensive 1 litre bottle of ;
vodka
rum
gin
triple sec
and three litres of sweet and sour.
Pour all contents into clean gas can and shake.

Long Island Tea
1-fill an ice filled glass with some contents of gas can
2-top with coke
3-and a wedge of lemon

Tokyo Tea
1-Repeat step one above
2-top with slash of 7up
3-top with Midori
4-and add a wedge of lemon

Georgia Tea
follow directions for Tokyo Tea only substituting Peach Schnapps for the Midori

Strong Island Tea
follow directions for the Long Island Tea
Add a splash of Bacardi 151

Cosmo
Use the other gas can.
Fill with;
1 litre of inexpensive vodka
1 litre of triple sec
3 litres of cranberry juice
1 small bottle of Rose's lime juice.
Shake and serve.

Get drunk.
Enjoy the game.