Why is it that so many women think they look like this...
When in reality they more look like a busted can of biscuits?
If I get asked to take another photo with a lady in poorly fitted clothing and she immediately assumes the "Booty Shot" pose as though she were on the cover of King Magazine, I might have to tell her something she doesn't want to hear.
Tuesday, November 22, 2011
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These people don't have real friends... which is probably why they are seeking attention by showing the biscuits.
Hahaha! Noooo, don't tell her anything, be kind.
In today's world where women are constantly bombarded by the media with images of sexy, bootyilicious, titi popping small waisted sex symbols, it's only human that the majority of women want to emulate them!
It's wrong, it's not the best thing or in the best interests of women to make this their end and be all, but, it's whats being fed to women and the majority, unless they have another saner influence that counteracts this, believe it!
They want to be bootytitilicious, long nailed sex symbols too.
I dare say that's maybe what really bothers you. I know it bother me, that the media places so much emphasis on sex.
I especially abhor the Wild and whatever (I forget now the name) videos where the young girls are stone drunk exposing their sexual attributes as if this was THE most wonderful thing a woman could do! and unfortunately to a lot of clueless young women this is school :(! No bueno,
I think you should give them a chef hat like the pillsbury dough boy if they want to take a picture with you. Then you'll have a laugh out of it
Man you're the pretty boy at the club UBJ? LOL chachi! Man you need to hide in the upstairs cash counting room.
I find that it's the exact opposite. Most of my friends (and myself included) constantly struggle to not feel hideously ugly. If I gain 2 pounds on my size 6 frame, I freak out and it's been maybe 5 years since I've worn shorts--I just can't bring myself to do it.
I have professional actress and model friends who cannot stand to see themselves in bathing suits and trying on clothes is mostly a terrifying experience for all of us.
@ brohammas - They have friends - they come in multipacks. It's just funny to me that so many women do the "Botty Shot" pose whenever they see a camera around.
@ Desertflower - 'WEAR CLOTHES THAT FIT and stop the Booty Shot posing' is all I want to say.
@ FreeMAN - I ain't PRETTY. (That's an insult to any straight Black man,)
@ TOE - Most women wished they looked more like you - but I understand what you're saying, I have lots of friends who are the same way.
Beautiful enough to get by just on their looks but they still pick themselves apart.
UBJ damn bruh I was joking. You having a issue with fat women wanting to take a picture with you is a unique dilemma. But nontheless it makes me laugh when I think about it.
@ FreeMan - I know it was a joke. But it's also funny that straight Black guys hate to be called "Pretty Boy".
THe issue isn't that they're fat (THIS time).
The issue is the BootyShot.
(And having them dress from memory - dressing in the clothes that may have fit them back when they were in college.)
Damn,
I need some booty shots taken and am sure with a little photoshop I could look just like that. Shame it would make you think of donuts.
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