Members of a church came by my house asking why I have not been attending their services lately.
"Your church is for perfect people - I'm too far from perfect to be a member in good standing,", I replied.
I wonder if they'll be back?
Tuesday, November 22, 2011
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We always come back... and we arent for perfect people... but you know both those things.
Hell! With all those mo fo's in the congregation I used to be in, I highly doubt they were perfect! Hell no,LOL!
Thank God they were in church at least it contained them from acting with their bad side! LOL!
Nah, I'm kidding, (but really, it's true;)
Church is for keeping sinners in line. If you are perfect.you don't need church.
I say go,at least once in a while, and who knows they may book you for an activity.
There was a club in the area that on Sundays offered an activity for older folks from day care facilities, churches and such, and he sold them food had a local group play and those oldies they danced up a storm let me tell you, they thoroughly enjoyed it!!! :)
Man that response made them pull out the Christian word for Fvck you! How about say what I say and that's I am already saved.
@ brohammas - I THOUGHT you put them up to it...
@ I go to church but I ALWAYS sit in the back with the rest of the sinners.
@ FreeMan - They're pretty dogmatic - ask brohammas.
Well I guess the answer that will work is for you to say I'm perfect so thank you for your concern. I'm going to try that next time. I'll tell you how it goes.
Right Now I always say F you and your GOD and that works pretty fast. But I can be kind next time and say I'm perfect already.
Naw UBJ, I'm satisfied with digital stalking and harassment of your imperfect self.
Warning, if you claim perfection they might ask you to be Elders Quorum President.
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