Sunday, August 8, 2010

3 1/2 Weeks !

It's a good thing Alabama is good again in football - judging by their fans, what else does a guy in the back country have to look forward to every winter?
It can't be one of those fine Alabama women?
So Reggie Bush took a cut in pay when he turned pro - at least he did it in an environment filled with fit women, sun and beaches.
ESPN Preseason Rankings;
1 - Alabama (One and done. It'll be a long time before The Tide wins another SEC championship game - let alone a BSC championship game.)
2 - Ohio State (Don't they choke almost every year come bowl time?)
3 - Florida (No Tebow - BCS Bowl)
4 - Texas - (Friday Night Lights? Yeah right... Dem Good Ol' Boys don't pay their college players either.)
5 - Boise State - (With nothing left to prove the motivation to excel may have been lost.)
UBJ Preseason Rankings
1 - USC (Always USC)
2 - Texas (Texas is always only second best.)
3 - TCU (I gotta' like one team from Texas.)
4 - Miami (Miami has hot women.)
5 - Oregon (I favor all West Coast Schools other than UCLA)

4 comments:

FreeMan said...

Now that USC is on probation LA has completely opted out of Football period. Bo Jackson hurt his hip, Pete Carrol went to the dumbass Seahawks, Reggie Bush dropped Kim Kardashian and Miles Austin is playing with Sloppy 2nds or Tertiary Thirds if you include Ray J...

So the soap opera has ended and now we go back to being a city without a team!

brohammas said...

You can always root for the Utes as we contend for a PAC-10 title.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Reggie said...

Roll Tide you idiot!!!!!!!!!!

KST said...

I was done for the night and then I read that nonsensical nonsense you posted about my beloved Bucks.

Hmpfht! I'm gonna save up some stinky socks and throw them out you. Talkin' ish about my alma mater. At least they make it to bowl games!!!!

I need chocolate now. I'm mad.