Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Bitter Is The New Black (Pt. 2)

The only Black woman worth a ish is Melyssa Ford.
http://www.whosdatedwho.com/
Apparently, Ms Ford is the only Black woman keeping it real by keeping it Black.

Chapter two of the men's guide to Black women deals with those Black Bitches who choose to date white guys.

I'm not mad at Kim Kardasian - I have no interest in Reggie Bush beyond his success on the football field.

Did Rihanna sell out by dating Josh Hartnett?

Robin Thicke may sell records to many Blacks - but did he have to take one of our women too?

Even Lisa Bonet crossed over with this guy.

Sure, I'll buy Sade's new album- but why is she dating this white dude?
Why did she have a child with a different white dude?

Even the first Black Miss America is playing the race trading game with Vince Vaughn.
WTF?

And almost everybody knows about Whoopi's past dalliance with Ted Danson.

What's up with all these women over fifty selling out?
Why is Iman with David Bowie?

I guess Tina couldn't deal with a strong Black man like Ike and decided to go white instead.

Diana Ross has gone to the light side for decades - even producing Tracy Ellis in the process.

And Patti LaBelle has been linked to white woman Carole Sager.

While the old school race thief may have been Robert DeNiro - Justin Timberlake seems to have taken the crown scoring Tatianna Ali, Janet Jackson and Alicia Keyes in the process.
I'm mad.
All these fake Black bitches (which I've never met) selling out and dating a white dude?
In this day and age?
I better NEVER see Janet, Rihanna, Alicia, Halle Berry, Venus Williams, Stacy Dash or Sade on ANY magazine covers dedicated to Black men.
The only woman worthy of Black men's magazine covers is Melyssa Ford.
Melyssa Ford twelves months a year - all you other sell outs, stay on the white magazines!

13 comments:

Mr. Noface said...

LMAO! I see what you just did there.

RainaHavock said...

Interesting isn't it? :) Now watch the people who don't get what's going on come up and give you hell. smh

Menelik Charles said...

Hi,

to put the record straight: Sade is actually a nieghbour of mine over in London and from what I last saw she was married to a brother from the caribbean from whom she has a daughter!

Thanks

Menelik Charles
London England

RainaHavock said...

@Menelik: You're right! I do remember them saying she was married to a Jamaican producer.

uglyblackjohn said...

@ Menelik - Thanks for the correction - I was just going by reports on the Internet.
(But just so you know - this post was meant as part of a larger joke.)

Val said...

Alicia and Timberlake? I think you got that one wrong too. Lol

uglyblackjohn said...

@ Val - I was just going by what the referenced site stated.

brohammas said...

My wife sorta looks like Halle, can she make it on the list?
Justin has nothing on me.

brohammas said...

Wait, did you say Tina couldn't handle a strong black man, or a strong back hand?

Mr. Noface said...

LOL @ brohammas! I know it's wrong, but still...

Anonymous said...

Oh my God sooo much Bullshit!!!"Take one of our women"!!! As if you are forced by your own skin colour to date the "same". Hahaha so smallminded rubbish! And you don't even understand that someone as light as Lisa Bonet is MIXED! So technically she should be allowed to date black AND white men. Take the sticks out of your stoneaged asses!!!

Anonymous said...

For shame for being so closed minded. Rev Martin Luther King dreamed of a day that human beings would be judged for their character, not the color of their skin. That day is finally here so rejoice, celebrate it and be happy. Everyone has the right to fall in love and have love returned. Beauty comes in all colors, shapes, and sizes. There is someone out there for everyone, even you. If you are having difficulty having your love returned by someone of the same or even a different race perhaps the problem is with you and your attitude. Bitter is not better. It may be time for a serious attitude adjustment on your part. Others can find happiness. Stop being so closed minded and you may, too. Being a hater is not an attractive character attribute and prejudice on the part of anyone is unbecoming. Welcome to the 21st Century- get a clue.

Peace n Love said...

I don’t see color when you truly love someone for who they are not for what’s in their bank account. We are narrow minded to think every race should marry within their race however, a lot of blacks professional athletes married out of their race and nothing is mention. When a black female star married or date outside of her race she’s a sell out. Beautiful black women continue to follow your heart and date or marry whoever your heart desires. Stand strong and love yourself along with God and your man or significant other.