Monday, November 23, 2009

The 10 Most Annoying Women In Entertainment

10 - Joan Rivers used to be the standard for annoying television personalities - but in today's popular culture, even this horse-faced-hag has been eclipsed for unlikable personalities.

9 - I couldn't take another tale of Cody's adventures - so when Kathy Lee Gifford left Regis and Kathy, there was once again peace in daytime television.
And now she has a show with (the much sexier) Hoda Kotb, where she still imagines herself a celebrity.
I'm not in favor of extramarital affairs - but in Frank's case, I can understand.
8 - It's odd, Whoopi is no Halle Berry - but she is still more attractive than Sherri Sheppard.
What is the point of bringing this beast to the show? To improve the ghetto demographic?
Ms Sheppard is a case of Affirmative Action going completely wrong.
(Hint to Ms Sheppard; Looking good for you isn't the same thing as being good looking. A bikini? Really?)
7 - Joy Behar's voice makes The Nanny's seem subtle, sublime and sultry by comparison.
I can never get over how she seems so pleased with herself when she attempts to make a joke on The View.
6 - Star "I'm a lawya' " Jones is so annoying that she turned a man gay (or at least convinced him that coming out of the closet was a better alternative than being married to her).

5 - The only thing worse than seeing Sherri Sheppard in a bikini is seeing Rosie O'Donnell in leather.
I thought she was tired of television.
I guess the newer wide screen models gave her an incentive to come back.
(Roseanne Barr is interchangeable with Ms O'Donnell for this slot.)
4 - Nene Leeche.

3 - MoNique. I throw up in my mouth, just a little bit, every time this beast pops up on my screen.
Just look at her... sweatin' gravy from under some of those chins.

2 Kate Gosselin isn't really celebrity - just an annoying single mother of eight who never fails to pop up on the magazine covers at the checkout counter.
And that Flock of Seagulls haircut didn't help.

1 Madea - Sure, sure... he's (Tyler Perry) made millions.
But I hate his portrayal of men in his movies (among other things).
Julius (Everybody Hates Chris), Cosby or Bernie Mac are more favorable images of Black manhood.
Maybe it's Mr Perry's experiences that dictate his limited perception of men.
Maybe he is just stating those opinions from a broken female's point of view.
What is the shared trait these women possess?
It is the perceived desperation for validation.
Each seems to be begging audiences to, "Please like me.".
This desperation for acceptance is the least attractive trait a woman could have.

7 comments:

FreeMan said...

All of them have screeching irritating voices too but they all are talking like they are prettier than they are. You can't be the authority on beauty just because you are on TV, you actually got to tow the line a bit.

To me someone has elevated someone's bitter ass mom to television and they are full of hate and gossip that just makes you detest whatever they happen to speak about.

It's funny Barbara Walters is not on this list because she seems to know how to be tough and a woman. These women haven't mastered that art but that could be something she got from an earlier era.

uglyblackjohn said...

But the funny thing is - Barbara Walters hired four of these women to be on her show. (Maybe to make herself look good by comparison.)

Freckles said...

I CANNOT STAND THAT DAMN JOY BEHAR!!! She is the most annoying egotistical unfunny commedian ever. I just do not like her at all and DO NOT care for anything she has to say. ugh!

Kate. All she did was have a bunch of babies and run her husband away with her shitty attitude and lack of personality.

Sheri is not that bad but she isnt really funny to me.

Star isnt that bad either and she didnt turn that man gay. He was gay when they married. She was moreso infactuated with being married which was annoying.

Rosie - CANT STAND HER and so over hearing her harp on her being gay. We knew that a long time ago. It wasn't news when she finally felt the need to come out of the closet.

I mildly feel some kind of way about you comment on Monique as it wasnt neccessary especially since she has lost a considerable amount of weight to be healthier. However I find her show to be a bit annoying with all the damn hollering she does all the time.

And of course I do not agree with you Tyler Perry comment. I think their are positive portrayals of black men in his movies. I suppose I do not understand why some of us black people have such an issue with him but to each his/her own. I find it ironic that you would like to compare his "limited perception of men" to yourse. Think about it.

uglyblackjohn said...

@ Freckles - I just don't like the fathers on his television shows or in his plays (Whenever present)- none are to be emulated.
How would Curtis Payne become a fire chief? Why couldn't he be the respectable guy instead of the village idiot?
Brown is a clown.
Most other fathers in his households are cheating, beating or insipid.
If he (a Black man) keeps putting forth the image of inept Black men - how can we blame the rest of Hollywood for doing the same?

Anonymous said...

Great list

Big Black said...

Hey, Kathy Lee Gifford was showing nipples in the picture you posted. Gotta give her credits for that!

Freckles said...

Big Black is a nipple man huh? lol.