Sunday, June 21, 2009

Coke Bottle Figure

It's not so much the size as it is the shape.
These are what people are talking about when they say "Coke Bottle Figure".
NOT this

6 comments:

Mr. Noface said...

Yes! The clarification is so necessary. There are many women out there who are misinformed when it comes to correctly assessing their body shape.

brohammas said...

This seems to be theme here? what gives?
UBJ have you fallen victim to the "I will compensate for being overweight by being unusually forward" scenario?
A few too many run ins with this is enough to make even the nicest guys angry.

uglyblackjohn said...

@ NoFace - Yep Fat=/= Fine.
(But Thick can equal Fine)

@ brohammas -I guess I was never a fan of big girls.
Maybe it has something to do with my childhood.

When I was eight - some older (13/14 year olds) big girls used to force me to have sex with them.
I haven't been able to stand big girls or the smell of dirty pressed hair ever since.

Back in Cali - there were enough athletic girls so that I didn't notice the big ones.
Here in the South - All I see and hear are big girls hating on the more fit women.
Maybe I need a vacation, maybe I need to stop pretending to be nice to women who often discust me.

FreeMan said...

That bottom one is a whole lot of Coke but it surely doesn't make it attractive. I guess it's how wine connoisseurs see Carlos Rossi in the jug. Something is wrong!

I was just in Houston this past week and I saw so many women flapping. I went to Galveston to swim and noticed this isn't a LA beach for sure. I went to Dallas and noticed chubby is alright in TX. Baby had back and front!

RunningMom said...

"When I was eight - some older (13/14 year olds) big girls used to force me to have sex with them.
I haven't been able to stand big girls or the smell of dirty pressed hair ever since."

That's sad, and explains so much about your aversion to a particular group.

jaya said...

That is not Cokebottle. Coke bottle refers to the older figure 8 shaped bottles of Coke. Not these weird things you posted. Think Buffy the Body or Lola Luv. I'm not sure what to think about these photos. They scare me.