Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Barney Has Hurrry Legs

Anna said - "Those legs are photo shopped by haters..."
Fat, greasy, and hairy legs look like a plate of leftover Ham Hocks.
I'm In the South - not From the South.
I can't get with the table scraps being passed off as prime cuts.

I know, I know...
Monique is just "Keeping It Real" and just being "Natural".
But why is she wearing a weave on her head and her natural hair on her legs?

6 comments:

doll said...

Well it's obvious, she has no weave on her legs because the hair isn't long enough yet.

Citizen Ojo said...

Something about all this is stomach turning...The Food and Legs are not suppose to go together.

CNu said...

monique excites you like no other...,

uglyblackjohn said...

@ SeeNew - It's just that I run into women who seek to emulate her everyday.
But these women are not making movies nor making millions.
These women complain that they can't get the man, job or respect they desire.
When Big Mo' tries to lie and say that being fat is good (even though she then talks about her failed attempts at getting in shape), many of these same women believe it.

In a normal life - would a woman who speaks like The Biggun, acts like The Biggun, and looks like The Biggun be highly thought of or treated well?
Will this change?
Nope, then these Bigguns must change.

FreeMan said...

She wears natural on her legs and weave on her head because Hair Club for Women hasn't really taken off yet. When they find a way to take that hair and transplant it on their heads you'll see those clean shaved ladies you always wanted.

Anna Renee said...

OK, OK, O effin K!!!!!
Daaaayuuuum Maaaaannn!
Why not just stop dealing with Monique? You're just gonna make yo'self sick, maaann!

PS...some like um hurrry!
Im STILL coming to yo blog brotha!
HAA! Ha! LOL