Tuesday, May 4, 2010

Beeotch

Some styles are just fashion.
The likelihood of Beyonce's devil worship have little or nothing to do with this Thierry Mugler dress made famous in the 1992 George Micheal Get Funky video.
Now some are saying that Kobe is a "buster" because of his recent L.A. Times Magazine photo shoot.
But does the choice of clothing turn a man into a bitch?
Well... maybe if were wearing a drag outfit like Dennis Rodman's.
But these shots were probably being directed by a world-renowned Los Angeles based stylist.
But is Kobe a bitch?
Yep, sure is.
Not because he likes men (that's none of my business).
But because his response to questions to the Denver police department after his alleged rape of a hotel employee seemed to throw his teammate under a bus.
"Should have done what Shaq does... . Shaq would pay his women not to say anything.", Kobe would say.
This statement alone makes Kobe a bitch.
While I'm still a Laker fan - I hate Kobe.
Tiger was an even bigger philanderer.

But in Tiger's mea culpa - Tiger took the blame.
Tiger stated that he alone was responsible for his actions and that his friends Charles Barkley, Micheal Jordan and his handlers had no foreknowledge of his deeds.
Kobe - Bitch.
Tiger - Not a Bitch.

6 comments:

brohammas said...

No matter what Kobe is, I hope he forgets how to play basketball real soon.

Go Jazz.

CNu said...

"fashion" - as often as not - is really just a lot of pretentious silliness...,

This was just one of those instances.

Reggie said...

Kobe's a bigger bitch for having to ante up the new ring for his wife for his apology. Then again, I doubt Tiger could have apologized for all the seriel-fucking he was doing John.

Citizen Ojo said...

Thank you for the co-sign. After Kobe threw Shaq up under the bus that was a punk move. He might be a good ball player but he's no real man in my book.

FreeMan said...

Yeah when Kobe retires only the cats who don't remember when Shaq was here will miss him. The rest of LA is sitting back being quiet because that snitching thing didn't go over well out West.

Kobe is on one sometimes. I saw those photos and said he must be part owner of it or something. That ish is straight Chauncey! All he needs now is some skinny jeans and some man girdles.

Reggie said...

No seriously, Kobe's looking all gayed out.