Tuesday, May 24, 2011

WTF?

 What?
Women hate it when their bra may be a size too small and their breasts seem to be popping out of the top of it?
I don't know about other guys but I see no need for a perfect fitting bra which perfectly covers and supports a woman's breasts for a more natural look.
I'm more fond of the old push-up bra.
 Women also seem to favor things like blue eye shadow.
"Do you like my makeup. I went to the spa for the day!", a woman said as she approached me at her birthday party.
To me, the woman looked like Mimi from The Drew Carey Show.
"Hey... it matches your dress!", I said with a smile as I gave her a kiss on the cheek.
I guess she heard what she wanted to hear and accepted my comment as a compliment - but I hate blue eye shadow.

 The hottest women are those who look good without all the other help.
A woman in a baseball cap is hot.
A woman doing work is even more hot.
"Are you watching your 'porn'?", the New Girl asked when she called recently.
She knows that I like DIY's Rehab Addict.
I don't know why but I like the host.
She's not the best looking, doesn't have the best body but I think a woman doing work is just sexy.
A UCLA study suggests as much.
It seems that men's stress levels drop when their partners are doing housework.
(And women's stress levels drop when their men are helping.)

Maybe I'm just sexist or old fashioned but a good looking woman wearing a baseball cap with a push-up bra and only light makeup while building a new deck is my idea of the ideal woman.

4 comments:

Reggie said...

What you're saying make a lot of sense, but I'd certainly say that my stress levels drop whenever I'm getting head.

uglyblackjohn said...

Mine too!!! But if she could do while wearing a baseball cap, light makeup, a push-up bra and still install new cabinets...

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