Sunday, May 29, 2011

"I'm Not Ghetto But..."

"I gotta pee.", a woman said as she squatted between two cars to relieve herself in the parking lot at WalMart.
A quick primer in ghetto euphemisms:
"Not Ghetto" - Ghetto
"Classy" - Tacky
"Grown and Sexy" - Immature and Insecure
Apparently, it makes more sense to say the opposite of what is meant.

2 comments:

Brohammas said...

I was once watching fights on tv. The company remarked that one of the card girl's gowns was "classy". I refrained from comment as apparently "classy" meant "sparkley hoochie dress."

Reggie said...

Back in the day I used to go out in groups with my friends, both male and female..two, three or even four or five of us. On at least a few occasions we had to take a leak and the women would squat down next to us and not think anything about it.