Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Five Head

There's nothing wrong with Tyra's looks.
Sure, she would probably get on your nerves if you were to date her - but she's better looking than 99.94% of the women we see on any given day.

WTF is a lace front?
So what, she had her hair pressed or relaxed - at least she didn't sport ant beebees.
So what, she has a big forehead - but is that the worst that can be said of her looks?

In fact, if you have talent (or a voice that can soothe a man) a big forehead doesn't matter.

8 comments:

Kim said...

Sigh at Tyra .Everyday is real hair day for some women. Tyra is fake annoying attention whore who tries way to hard. She has a platform for real issues to be discussed and yet uses to prove that her hair or boobs are real, like who cares.. Tyra reveled in the same industry that made her a household name and pocket fulla cash and when she is no longer marketable after knocking down more than her fair share of sammiches and getting on up there in age she wants to start some fake battle of beauty, weight and how girls are affected.. gimme a f-n break...

Anonymous said...

I agree. Her show(s)have always been about her and so now that she is not relevant anymore she wants to garner more attention by supposedly trying to pull a Dove marketing scheme about looks don't matter. She is so self-absorbed it is rather pathetic.

And Tyra is hardly better looking than 99.7% percent of the female population. She has great eyes and a unique look, but I see people in my everyday life who would give her a run for her money without the lace front wigs, weaves, and studio lighting.

brohammas said...

There must be some theorum where one can calculate a women's hotness and by how much it is diminished as she annoys you over time.
Tyra=hot-(time*talking)

uglyblackjohn said...

@ Kim - I watched her show for the third or forth time today - it wasn't for me.
Tyra knows her audience and she caters to them.
I'm not really sure if she could break down the complexities of any situation beyond the topics she covers.
Looks+
Depth-

@ Anon - I gotta move to your town.
Most of the women I encounter here are pretty beastly.
(The 99.94% was an exageration.)

uglyblackjohn said...

@ brohammas - The more time spent with her the less attractive?
I think that's why she works on TV on a show I seldom watch.

Even with her weight gain I'd say that most women wish they had her body.

Max Reddick said...

I had to ask my wife the same question about lacefronts. They seem to be all the rage. And I do think Tyra is a very attractive women. However, she seems to annoy me for some reason. I just can't put my finger on it, though.

Anonymous said...

I do live in an area that is known to attract models, actors, the really rich etc, therefore there will be a lot more attractive people period then Snow Dune, Wisconsin. However I see regular people who are comely and attractive, but since I am a women I judge people on looks differently, or at least I am able to see something attractive in most people. Men I’ve noticed, tend to be downright brutal when it comes to critiquing women’s looks.

Citizen Ojo said...

Sade has a big forehead?? I never knew. I guess singing does cover a multitude of sins. Yes Tyra would get on my nerves within 5 mins flat.