Sure, Cali has it's problems but nothing can compare to the South when it comes to a self imposed ignorance.
The only good thing I can say about the South is that schools can still spank the kids in many states.
(And many of these bad little fat Niglets in public schools need a good old-fashioned ass whoopin')
I guess conservation is still a concept only practiced by those tree huggin' Yankees and those on the West Coast.
Oh, never mind...