Monday, June 7, 2010

Mother Earth Has Gas

Damn...
What's up with all this gas related destruction?

You know the feeling.
Not to make light of the recent earthquakes - but the BG's are usually proceeded by a rumbling in ones bowels.

Followed by a gaseous explosion like the one experienced on a pipeline near Dallas today.

Isn't it thought that gas was also the culprit in the recent Massey Coal Mine disaster?

And now we have a brownish discharge accompanied by a foul stench emanating from deep below the Gulf. (A story which KIT has been killing 'em on of late.)

Even pristine Iceland seems to have joined into the Fart Game.
I know, I know...
These are not joking matters.
But really.
What is up with Earth's recent Irritable Bowel Syndrome?

3 comments:

brohammas said...

Our planets ability to sustain life is thanks to the ball of gas we orbit.

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Kit (Keep It Trill) said...

What a pleasant surprise to see my name! Yeah, never have I done so many back to back posts on one topic, it's that bad.