A Cali State of Mind

Da' Souf is a whole other world than that to which I am accustomed.
Sure, Cali has it's problems but nothing can compare to the South when it comes to a self imposed ignorance.
The only good thing I can say about the South is that schools can still spank the kids in many states.
(And many of these bad little fat Niglets in public schools need a good old-fashioned ass whoopin')

It's just odd that many of the fattest states are located here.

Yet so are many of the most religious.

I guess conservation is still a concept only practiced by those tree huggin' Yankees and those on the West Coast.

Oh, never mind...