First, do you have round, non-commercial commodes, or, do you have the oval, contoured commercial commode configuration?
The seats on the round bowls tend not to be made of high-impact plastic like the seats on the oval contoured's - but then as much construction and remodeling as you've done, of course you know all of that.
Bottomline, if these heifahs are breaking the high-impact oval seats, then I don't know what to tell you. On second thought, you could go with some boat stainless steel bidets and peddle it as your elegant solution to the "dirty souf"...,
Maybe you should spring for the penitentiary steel ones that don't have a seat. Then you just have to provide plenty of ass paper. Since women don't pee standing up what's the use of the toilet seat for them anyway?
What? How? Do they just drop on them hard? Bounce? Cheek shift? Does it sound like below decks in a creaky old sailing ship in there?
ReplyDeleteI HAVE NO IDEA... I have to change at least one seat a week. All I can think of is that we have a bunch of Big Booty Gulls...
ReplyDeleteFirst, do you have round, non-commercial commodes, or, do you have the oval, contoured commercial commode configuration?
ReplyDeleteThe seats on the round bowls tend not to be made of high-impact plastic like the seats on the oval contoured's - but then as much construction and remodeling as you've done, of course you know all of that.
Bottomline, if these heifahs are breaking the high-impact oval seats, then I don't know what to tell you. On second thought, you could go with some boat stainless steel bidets and peddle it as your elegant solution to the "dirty souf"...,
Maybe you should spring for the penitentiary steel ones that don't have a seat. Then you just have to provide plenty of ass paper. Since women don't pee standing up what's the use of the toilet seat for them anyway?
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