TSA "Fluff Girls"

 Stop feeling anxiety over whether some racial stereotypes are true on not by taking advantage of the new...

...TSA Fluff Girls.
Why prove racial stereotype true when you can use one of the secrets used in the porn industry?
Why worry about 'cold weather' when you can walk proudly through those Total Recall-type scanners with pride?
This is a win-win for the economy - no fear of flying (keeping the travel sector happy) and more jobs for second tier porn actors (Aren't strip clubs usually located near airports anyway?).