What Do You Get Prince?

For his Roayal Badness' birthday?
He's already been associated with Sheila E.

And Vanity.

And Eddie Murphy's Baby Mama Melanie B.

(Who should replace Simon on American Idol. A pop star like Paula and a bitter Brit like Simon? It's a natural fit.)

And Carmen Electra.

And Apollonia.

And Troy Beyer. (The only reason I'd watch Dynasty back in the day.)

I guess the only fitting gift would be Salma.

(If she's the reward for becoming a Vampire, sign me up today!).