Fatto's

 If this is bad...

Is this better?

Does Size Matter To Women?

Then they should avoid Asia.

Conquest... War... Famine... and Death

 Sound Familiar?

 Conquest - US military bases world wide.

 War - Middle East

 Famine - Sudan

Death...

Sexy Gorilla?

 Odd...
How does Serena Williams go from being compared to a gorilla...

To being deemed, "Too Sexy For TV"?

Starter Business

 People develop, they progress.
Ones first house is rarely his best house.

 Ones first car is usually a bucket.

 Ones first creative project is usually filled with stereotypes.

And ones first business is probably just something to make money.

Clubland

 Imagine seeing Mo'Nique getting beat down by Rashida Jones.

 (When I see Mo'Nique and her wannabees - this is what I see, only less elegant.)

 But I had to laugh as a Rashida Jones look-a-like proceeded to beat down a Mo' Nique look-a-like who was intent on taking up most of the dance floor at one of the clubs.
(Yeah... I like Quincy's daughter - maybe it's the freckles.)
"Quiet skinny girl beats down pushy big girl? " - hilarious.

 A crack head walked up to me to ask if needed some slightly used windshield wipers.
"How much?", I asked.
"Five Bucks", he said.

Yeah, I bought them and then gave them back to the people who were missing wipers from their cars parked outside.
A Windshield Wiper Hustle?
Damn, he's got some nerve.
(But it was clever.)

Phage

 Since antiquity, humans have discarded the remains of their dead.
The Bible warns it's followers to abstain from dead bodies or those who handle them.

 Why are mass graves found throughout history?
What harm could a dead body be?

 The easiest example to see in nature can be found by observing ants.
Ants also remove their dead from among them.
Why?

 Cancerous tumors are said to contain large amounts of dead cancer cells.
Is Cancer acting in the same manner?
Can it's dead be harmful to their living?
Cancer is now thought to be caused by bacteria.

A bacteriophage is a natural enemy to bacteria - even the most drug resistant bacteria.
Can we fight Cancer with the use of phages?
Is Cancer caused by the failure of phage colonies in the human body?
Are adjuvants in medications (along with other factors) causing this collapse to occur?
Can we use dead Cancer cells to kill living Cancer cells?

"Die Luft der Freineit weht"

 People don't hate (on) "Winning" - people hate (on) winners.
Sure, Charlie may have taken himself too seriously but he was on to something.

People don't hate Duke because they maintain strict admission standards, or because their teams are 'Too White", or because their Lacrosse team was wrongly accused of a gang rape.

People hate Duke because they win.

Did I cheer as a West Coast team beat the Blue Devils?

Sure, I HATE Duke.

But I hate Arizona as well.

Being a USC fan currently living in Texas - I'll root for USC, then any team from SoCal, then from Cali, them from the West Coast, then anyone playing against Duke.

Why do I HATE Duke?

Because I liked The Fab Four and I liked the Coach Tark era UNLV Runnin' Rebels.

I hate Duke because they beat the teams I liked - not because they adhere to tough economic and social admission standards.

If the argument is against tough standards and elitism - why don't people HATE Stanford?
Stanford is the best school in the land academically and it is the best school (all-around) in sports (winning the Sears Director's Cup every year except one).
No one really hates Duke for the reasons stated - you HATE Duke because Duke beat your team and does so most years.
 Like I said, People don't hate winning - people HATE winners.

Fat Ho Burger ?

 Marketing Genius.
I've been to Waco and, unless you're a Baylor Bear fan, there's nothing there.
So when the story broke that a twenty three year old Black woman put herself through college to open and own a burger joint, "Good", I thought.
But then I read that she named her spot "Fat Ho Burgers".
"Even better", I thought.

Everyone is always preaching that people should own their own but then they always want to tell them how to own.
Why is this name offensive?
Is it the imagery that the term provokes?
Do most people think of a fat, greasy, Black woman when they hear the term?

 Fatburger didn't offend all fat people.

 What if their mascot was a fat white woman - would people still be offended?

 Or what if the mascot was a white 'skinny ho'?

 There are a lot of strange names when it comes to our dining experiences.
Some intentional - some not.
Would you be offended while dining at Chewy Balls in Houston, Texas?

 Cum-n-Eat?
Sounds like a man requesting that his girl get out of bed to make him a sandwich after having sex.

 Yellowbone, Redbone, Light Skinned, Dark and Lovely, whatever...
Flavors of Negros has all kinds.

 Umm... do I really need to comment on this one?

 Or on this one? (Although all those pussies look kind of dried out.to me.)

 Or here?

 Or here?

 I don't know what kind of vagina a 'Tandoori' version is but...

 It's gotta' be better than eating a can full of "Shitto".

 Unless you're So Gay...

In this case, you might be interested in a bit of Young Dong.

 Pimp's Ho's, whatever...
Fat Ho has it all.

IMOHO - The problem people have with Lakita Evans' restaurant is that they immediately think of a Black woman when they hear the term "Fat Ho Burger".
As shown - it's only a name.