Most men like large eyes, full lips, large breasts and a big butt.Some even like a girl whose "shit don't stink".
But isn't shit without funk a sign that ones liver and/or kidneys are failing to filter the toxins from ones body?
Aren't big bulging eyes a sign of Graves Disease?
Aren't swollen lips sometimes caused by Herpes?
Aren't big swollen breasts sometimes caused by menstruation or pregnancy?
Can't one gain a flat stomach from Bulimia or Anorexia?
Can't an extremely light skin tone a be a form of Vitiligo or Albinism?
Aren't big thighs sometimes caused by Lymphedema?
Aren't big butts sometimes a sign of Steatopygia?
Who would even want a woman with all this going for her?
Wow you almost made me question why I like what I like about women's faces and bodies. Almost! I got all these horrible images in my mind while reading your words, but then I looked up and saw Melissa ford in that alluring position and all was right with the world again.
ReplyDeleteYou list have some serious extremes that I think only sickos and fetishist would find appealing.
I don't mind if a girls shit stinks. It mean's that she is human and not an automaton (or a chick with a bad liver)
I like big eyes but not to the point where they are bulging.
I like full lips, but swollen lips brings to mind an image where the the lips appear to be too big for the face (and that I don't find attractive).
I'm not as hung up on big breasts as I used to be when I was younger. I'm happy so long as they are big (and natural) enough to indicate womanhood.
I like toned thighs or thick thighs that aren't flabby.
I generally don't care about the size of the butt so long as its a bubble butt. Though there is such a thing as too big in my book.
"Most men like large eyes, full lips, large breasts and a big butt."
ReplyDeleteGuilty as charged!!!
I can't speak for everyone, but the above is certainly true about me and I'll be the first one to say that Melyssa Ford is a damned gorgeous woman!! As a matter of fact, I started salivating the minute I saw the picture. Her father had to be an architect, because there had to be a plan there!!!
But the rest of your blog.....liver problems and herpes and Graves disease and whatnot.....brother you're thinking about this just a little too hard. She's just so fine that I wanted to suck her daddy's dick for a minute!!! Let's just leave it at that.
This post was meant as a joke.
ReplyDeleteI just found it odd that the things we seem to desire are also the things that can repulse.
we now need a fart test to determine just how healthy women with whom we wish to date are.
ReplyDeletelol
lol @ you! Yes there can be too much of a good thing. That goes for men too....
ReplyDeleteWell she's very hot and can work just for a night, any men would say the same, but it depends of what are you looking for, for example if you go to a bar what kind of woman and men do you think you would find ?
ReplyDeleteThanks